Cynical hysterical humor
Playing Dungeons & Dragons:

iblamethedice:

How the DM sees the mummy:

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How the PCs react to said mummy:

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dangerhamster:

JACK HARKNESS MEETING BUCKY AND STEVE IN THE 1940s AND FLIRTING FURIOUSLY WITH BOTH OF THEM

JACK HARKNESS SEEING THEM AGAIN IN THE 21ST CENTURY AND THEY’RE ALL EQUALLY CONFUSED AS EACH OTHER

Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|
Anonymous

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

unamericanflag:

my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going

snorlaxatives:

lelunna:

snorlaxatives:

LOOK HOW BIG THESE M&M’S ARE I LOVE THEM

Enjoy the cavities

you must be fun at parties

snorlaxatives:

lelunna:

snorlaxatives:

LOOK HOW BIG THESE M&M’S ARE I LOVE THEM

Enjoy the cavities

you must be fun at parties

thedaintysquid:

semioticharuspook:

I fuCKING LOVE THIS ELVIS GIF
fucking floor guy killing it on the sax
the fuckers on the ladder
jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold
the motherfucker who just appears swinging a trombone like he’s fucking fighting a swarm of bees
and fucking Elvis hobbling around like he lost his crutches

reblogging this for the caption because I almost spit out my drink.

thedaintysquid:

semioticharuspook:

I fuCKING LOVE THIS ELVIS GIF

  • fucking floor guy killing it on the sax
  • the fuckers on the ladder
  • jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold
  • the motherfucker who just appears swinging a trombone like he’s fucking fighting a swarm of bees
  • and fucking Elvis hobbling around like he lost his crutches

reblogging this for the caption because I almost spit out my drink.

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

goblin-king-of-thedas:

catherinechandler:

do you ever look at a ship and think this is it, this is the one, this is the motherducking ship that’s ruined me for good and I will never ever be okay again

(ʘ‿ʘ✿)

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