Cynical hysterical humor

enattendantlesoleil:

me during classes

  • "thats racist"
  • "thats sexist"
  • "there are more than two genders"
  • "ok but could we maybe not use that word"
  • "thats ableist"
  • "there aren’t enough girls in here"
volvagina:

i drew a pic of me playing as lucas in project m

volvagina:

i drew a pic of me playing as lucas in project m

saladder:

"son, are you ok? you look so pale" "i’m fine mom ❤”

nagisa-momoes:

How do i make friends with people who dont watch anime

Transformers Fans: why aren't there any girl transformers?
Hasbro: lol silly women. they are robots. alien robots. they don't have genders. why would there be girls? lol
Transformers Fans: so they're all boys?
Hasbro: Yep
Transformers Fans: does this mean that transformers are all boys that have romantic relationships with other boys?
Hasbro: ...
Transformers Fans: [draw fanart]
Hasbro: shit shit SHIT SHIT QUICK MAKE FEMALES MAKE FEMALES

breakingdads:

if you ever want to hear the gospel according to shrek, just open up your bible and read psalm

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

dogosse-giar:

myutsuu:

pokemon-global-academy:

pokemon-global-academy:

According to multiple reporters who were on the scene, a man wearing a Pikachu hat and carrying a stuffed Pokémon jumped the White House fence today and ran across the lawn before being apprehended by Secret Service agents.

Source: Kotaku


FREE HIM! 

son, you can’t battle the American League Champion without all 8 badges


he gonna get at least 5 years

dogosse-giar:

myutsuu:

pokemon-global-academy:

pokemon-global-academy:

According to multiple reporters who were on the scene, a man wearing a Pikachu hat and carrying a stuffed Pokémon jumped the White House fence today and ran across the lawn before being apprehended by Secret Service agents.

Source: Kotaku

FREE HIM! 

son, you can’t battle the American League Champion without all 8 badges

he gonna get at least 5 years

archaemic:

andrusi:

french-robot-dude-thing:

pikagalfourfourfour:

shiningraine:

robbonp:

konkeydongcountry:

egg

egg

egg

egg

egg

it’s a lemon you fools

Lemon. Wet. Good.

archaemic:

andrusi:

french-robot-dude-thing:

pikagalfourfourfour:

shiningraine:

robbonp:

konkeydongcountry:

egg

egg

egg

egg

egg

it’s a lemon you fools

Lemon. Wet. Good.